Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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