You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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