so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's official drugs can't kill me
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Ladies don't puke and tell
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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