She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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