im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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