I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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