I just threw up on my dentist
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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