I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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