dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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