is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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