Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
ok first of all what the fuck
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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