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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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