I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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