omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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