you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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