sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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