I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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