She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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