I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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