He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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