There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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