So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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