I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..