lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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