I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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