She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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