yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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