That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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