He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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