I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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