I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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