god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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