just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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