Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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