it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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