You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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