Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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