Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Randomize