My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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