That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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