How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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