All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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