i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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