escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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