Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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