Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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