She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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