why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My balls are so social today.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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