She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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