Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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