Can Purell be used as lube?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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