Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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