yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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